⁣So you telling me there's 8 billion people on earth and nobody got superpowers_

⁣me when a boy _pretends_ to be

⁣me when a boy _pretends_ to be gay but he's a lil too good at it

⁣Me to my mom when she owes me $5 but I owe her $739582972752747176471

⁣_it was all a lie, were actually millionaires, we just wanted to teach you to be humble

⁣Schools be like _if you wanted to sleep you should have stayed home_

⁣Mom_ _I'm coming to pick you up_

⁣me realising if i was born in November, then my parents had a very good Valentine's Day_

⁣Catherine just chillen at home_

⁣when my friends point behind me nd say _look it's ur bestie_ to an opp